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Though my sexting partner is happy with what they see, I receive a small, humble request. They want a good look at my butt. They want ass pics. Hole pics. For those of you typically on the asking end of this exchange, you should know that hot hole pics are not easy to take. Nor do I have a production assistant on hand. However, being his hypothetical employer in a position of material power over him, this would still be unacceptable. So here I am left to fend for myself to create the perfect hole pic. There is a time and place for boudoir photography and artsy self-portraits.

When it comes to casual sexting, high-definition portraiture usually just makes you look like a catfish, or worse, a struggling actor. We want to catch each other in flagrante, using only our smartphones, floor mirrors and titillated flesh. That said, there is such a thing as a bad nude. Moisturize your skin. Tidy up your room. Wipe down your mirror. Most hole-hunters will take what they can get. It will feel very clinical and pubescent, but you might get a decent close-up shot here, especially if you want to include any other frontal bits in the frame.

You might even get your face, peering over your own body like a curious, horny giant. This will be disastrous. You will wonder if you ever really knew where your own asshole was. Your butt, hips and back will distort into unfocused sheets of skin and hair follicles. Now we can get serious. You were onto something with a shot from behind, where you can not only get a fuller shot of the back of the body but also coyly conceal your face. You can prop one leg up, kneel or get on all fours.

Keep your knees wide apart to arch your back lower. It also gets the entire booty looking rounder. Try a few shots using your hands to gently spread that succulent ass flesh out of the invisible line between your hole and the camera lens. Have you found your light yet? If not, set up in front of a lamp. Position yourself so that the light is directly hitting your ass, not backlighting it. Turn off the goddamn overhead light. To make your experience easier, use your big floor-length mirror. Facing away from your mirror, get in the same arched back position as before.

It can be anything as long as your hole is featured and well-lit — a bed frame, a potted plant on a chair, a book inside a half-open dresser drawer. So you will probably have to rearrange lamps, mirrors and other furniture. Hole pics are hard work, part of the unfair expectations of bottom labor. Perhaps we should strike! The front-facing camera is perfectly fine. Set the second timer. Take hundreds of photos. Pause periodically to review and make adjustments. Your hole pics, after all, can be just for you. Ty Mitchell is a writer based in Brooklyn, New York, focused on gay culture, sexuality, and labor.

His work has been featured on Men. How did you think arms worked, you fool? Show Off the Back Now we can get serious. Keep It Light Have you found your light yet? Catch Your Reflection To make your experience easier, use your big floor-length mirror. Truvada side effects? Restarting PrEP after a break can be painful. Climb these tall bottoms like a tree. Five die-hard bottoms share their bottoming tips and tricks. What should you eat before bottoming? In quarantine, Ty Mitchell is learning to date his dildo.

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